UFO-02 Detector
by Images SI Inc.
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Customer Review: Best Probe for Finding Grays!
Summary: 4 Stars
The UFO-02 Detector has proven itself to be a faithful friend when it comes to alerting me to the imminent arrival of those gray aliens and their twisted medical devices. Yessireebob, thanks to the Detector, my family and I can secure our titanium chastity belts with time to spare.
The only reason I didn't give the Detector five stars is its inability to detect the Thetans. They're an even bigger pain in the backside than the grays!
Customer Review: It works, really!
Summary: 5 Stars
I wasn't really sure when I ordered this if it was going to actually help me identify overhead UFO's, but by gosh, it does the trick. You see, I'm a taxi driver and as I drive people around I sometimes get these odd feelings, and I wasn't sure if it was that my passengers were creeping me out, or if some other sinister force was at work. I installed this on my dashboard, and as we approached EPCOT (A Disney theme park) this thing started to go off like crazy! Yes, the "Spaceship Earth" as they call it at EPCOT is in fact a real UFO. As a nation, we have been led to believe that Disney is all about make-believe and fairy tales, but I tell you folks, WATCH OUT! I can't wait to take this with me when my family and I head down to area 51 this summer. Any other ideas of places I should check out? Customer Review: I Told You!!!
Summary: 5 Stars
So. How do you like that?
I am so tired of the looks and stupid questions. "Gee Grandpa, did they anally probe you?" Sure, keep laughing. It's all fun and games until they show up at your house. Let me tell you something else, TIN FOIL DOES NOT WORK. I don't care what your reptilian friends told you. It does not affect the subtle cloaking radiation that makes him appear human.
Sorry, I got side tracked from the review.
This amazing device gives ample warning and is HIGHLY ACCURATE. I had a pretty good idea of when there was abnormal activity in my area. BUT NOW, DAMN. Every time that I notice distorted sensory emissions, bang, the detector is going off! WOOT WOOT WOOT!
Last Tuesday, it was raining and I admit that it is much more difficult for me to hone in on the parapsychotical wave lengths in precipitation. The detector starts going "WOOT WOOT WOOT!" I reach for my divining rod (don't laugh, Johnny Mnemonic says, "go low tech.") and my proton pack. Sure enough, one of those b*stards was right in my living room!
Every day, I am thankful to own this piece of technology. Get yours soon.