UFO-02 Detector
by Images SI Inc.
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Customer Review: Must have if you live in New Mexico
Summary: 4 Stars
Living in New Mexico I feel this is as important as having a security alarm in my house. I haven't had it go off yet but I take it with me in every room I am in in my house and I am waiting for the day that the posters in my house that say "We are not alone" will come true! I hope they are friendly.. Customer Review: The Greatest Threat to Mankind
Summary: 5 Stars
It appears as though most of the reviews for this item are intended to be funny. I guess it is human nature to make light of that which we do not understand or that which we fear. However, UFOs and the dangers they present are no laughing matter.
This is a serious device designed for a serious purpose. For some unknown reason, certain individuals are often targeted by alien beings on a repeated basis. Once you have been abducted, your chances for re-abduction increase significantly. Most of my clients are repeat abductees. One of my clients, who is only 33 years old, has been abducted 7 times in the past 4 years. They are crippled by their anxiety, wondering when the next attack will be, wondering when they aliens may decide to keep their unwilling subject for good.
Do you think my client is laughing about this device? No. This device is far beyond a mere novelty. It gives my client the peace of mind that nothing else could provide. When it detects the presence of a possible UFO, my client is given ample warning to hide where the aliens cannot find him.
You may laugh and buy this product as a joke, and I suppose that is all fine and good. But to those of you who have fallen victim to the aliens, I would like to reassure you that this product really does work. You can have your life back, and sleep soundly again, knowing that when you wake up, it will be in your own bed (or wherever you fell asleep last), and not on an examination table in an alien spacecraft.
Alien abduction is no laughing matter. Shame on those of you who would mock the victims of this cruel act. May you never NEED a device like this.
Customer Review: Works like a charm.
Summary: 4 Stars
I don't know how many times I've been startled by UFOs sneaking up on me, but those days are done. Now when I go out for late night walks, I carry around my UFO detector with me. I know what you're wondering.
"Is it bulky?" "Is it heavy?" "Does it REALLY work??"
First, this thing is tiny and lightweight because I got the nano version. I can't recommend getting the nano version enough. As it is, the nano version is smaller than most standard cell phones. The regular, standard UFO dectector is twice as big, and I just can't honestly imagine carrying that around. With the nano UFO Detector, I can just slip it into my pocket without a care.
Now about performance. The UFO Detector is SO user-friendly compared to how it's advertised here. For example, did you know there are 3 different alert modes available?
1. Chiming alert
2. Voice command
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3. Vibrate mode (strong too)
I've tried all 3, and each alert works brilliantly. Let's face it, we're adults and we experience different situations on any given day. Based on that situation, having 3 choices for UFO alerts is invaluable.
Since getting the UFO-02 Detector, I have yet to be taken off-guard by UFOs. Now, with a comfortable "heads-up" I can even appreciate these amazing technological vechicles. The only reason I don't give it 5 stars is because of the poorly written and cursory user guide they provided.
Unidentified Flying Objects... be on alert. You've been Identified.
Customer Review: FAULTY! Causes blindness!
Summary: 4 Stars
I've owned my UFO-02 for several weeks now. I upgraded after my '01 model went haywire when Mitt Romney announced he was running for president. Clearly a coincidence. Hang in there Mitt, it's about time we had a gay president. Anyway...
Every time this thing goes off, the flashing causes me to go temporarily blind. The next thing I know I'm naked, wet and can barely walk without defecating on myself. I have complained numerous times to the manufacturer, but my Mandarin Chinese is terrible. Curiously, so is theirs. Coincidence? Probably not.
I've also noticed that my cats are terrified of me now. I'm not sure if it's related, but I have noticed that they are much more violent with me every night when it's time for their shower. I rated the unit at 4 stars because while it is a lifesaver on long flights, I feel it could use some functional improvements. I'm looking forward to model 03 which I have heard will have a "Push To Talk" feature. Blessings upon the name of Klorg.
Customer Review: Does it work for all aliens or just those with carbon-based bodies?
Summary: 5 Stars
I was particularly alarmed to see that when I clicked on this item, four of the five recommended purchases were for, well, let's just say, internal, lower-body-cavity personal hygiene needs. I guess it's mighty hard to get things cleaned out after dealing with those aliens and their famous probes. Ick.
I've been considering marketing my own unique "let's-find-those-aliens" device, a metal colander with three rows of 27 plastic eyes glued around its perimeter. I've also found that welding a brass spigot on the very highest point of the colander helps amplifiy the signals. Bear in mind, this only works if the spigot is put in the "on" position.
For those in the know, this UFO detector really isn't needful. I mean, think about it. If you were an alien, if you had the advanced technology capable of traveling at the speed of light and you chose to visit earth for the purpose of watching little humans scurry about, wouldn't you also have the ability to HIDE from those little humans?
I'm not worried about the little alien with the green-glow and the oval-shaped eyes. I'm worried about the oak tree in the side yard that stares at me when I walk by. If you were an alien, what kind of tree woud *you* be?