UFO-02 Detector
by Images SI Inc.
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Customer Review: Does not work - They took me!
Summary: 1 Stars
Do not buy, this definitely does not work.
I decided to take a walk in the woods one night, 1 year ago...I thought, `well thank goodness I have my UFO detector, now I can go hiking in the middle of the night without fearing being abducted by aliens!'
I was wrong. As I marched on through my hike, my instincts told me I was not alone. I quickly glanced at my UFO detector, and it gave no sign of aliens nearby. I decided to ignore my instincts (big mistake) and trust my UFO detector since no L.E.D. lights warned me of the impending danger. Suddenly, a white light appeared in the sky and I was blinded by the intensity of the light. I felt myself floating and then transported inside the ship. As to what happened next, I have no idea. All my memories are gone. I was returned a year later, to the date, on April 20, 2009. Hikers found me in the middle of the forest, clutching my UFO-detector and without an idea of what had happened.
I am currently suing the makers of this product as I entrusted my life to it and yet, I was taken. I am also suing in behalf of my offspring who I have name Niu-ku-ki-lix. I am sure I must have had an offspring since so many women become impregnated by aliens. I bet he is back in the spaceship so I must plan a rescue mission with the future proceeds of the lawsuits but NASA won't return my calls.
Customer Review: Doesn't appear to work
Summary: 2 Stars
I don't think this product works at all. I've been using it for several weeks now and it's gone off a couple times in a big way, but they've all been false alarms.
About the second night after I first received this detector I remember it going off like crazy, right before I fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning, though I couldn't remember falling asleep, and my anus was really sore and I had sunburns on only one side of my body, there was no sign of any aliens.
I took this out to my uncle's farm in the country one evening, since I wanted to see how it worked away from all the electronic interference of the big city. It was again another huge false alarm. It again went off at night, and we again found no signs of aliens in the morning. My uncle and I noticed that some of his cattle and fallen over and accidentally disemboweled themselves, which my uncle was upset about. And some kids from his neighborhood flattened out some of his crops in an elaborate design, but we could see no signs of aliens.
Every time this thing goes off and I go outside to check out the sky, all I see are things like a weather balloons or unexplained atmospheric phenomena, but no aliens.
I would seriously recommend against purchasing this product.
Customer Review: Does it work for all aliens or just those with carbon-based bodies?
Summary: 5 Stars
I was particularly alarmed to see that when I clicked on this item, four of the five recommended purchases were for, well, let's just say, internal, lower-body-cavity personal hygiene needs. I guess it's mighty hard to get things cleaned out after dealing with those aliens and their famous probes. Ick.
I've been considering marketing my own unique "let's-find-those-aliens" device, a metal colander with three rows of 27 plastic eyes glued around its perimeter. I've also found that welding a brass spigot on the very highest point of the colander helps amplifiy the signals. Bear in mind, this only works if the spigot is put in the "on" position.
For those in the know, this UFO detector really isn't needful. I mean, think about it. If you were an alien, if you had the advanced technology capable of traveling at the speed of light and you chose to visit earth for the purpose of watching little humans scurry about, wouldn't you also have the ability to HIDE from those little humans?
I'm not worried about the little alien with the green-glow and the oval-shaped eyes. I'm worried about the oak tree in the side yard that stares at me when I walk by. If you were an alien, what kind of tree woud *you* be?
Customer Review: I Told You!!!
Summary: 5 Stars
So. How do you like that?
I am so tired of the looks and stupid questions. "Gee Grandpa, did they anally probe you?" Sure, keep laughing. It's all fun and games until they show up at your house. Let me tell you something else, TIN FOIL DOES NOT WORK. I don't care what your reptilian friends told you. It does not affect the subtle cloaking radiation that makes him appear human.
Sorry, I got side tracked from the review.
This amazing device gives ample warning and is HIGHLY ACCURATE. I had a pretty good idea of when there was abnormal activity in my area. BUT NOW, DAMN. Every time that I notice distorted sensory emissions, bang, the detector is going off! WOOT WOOT WOOT!
Last Tuesday, it was raining and I admit that it is much more difficult for me to hone in on the parapsychotical wave lengths in precipitation. The detector starts going "WOOT WOOT WOOT!" I reach for my divining rod (don't laugh, Johnny Mnemonic says, "go low tech.") and my proton pack. Sure enough, one of those b*stards was right in my living room!
Every day, I am thankful to own this piece of technology. Get yours soon.
Customer Review: FAULTY! Causes blindness!
Summary: 4 Stars
I've owned my UFO-02 for several weeks now. I upgraded after my '01 model went haywire when Mitt Romney announced he was running for president. Clearly a coincidence. Hang in there Mitt, it's about time we had a gay president. Anyway...
Every time this thing goes off, the flashing causes me to go temporarily blind. The next thing I know I'm naked, wet and can barely walk without defecating on myself. I have complained numerous times to the manufacturer, but my Mandarin Chinese is terrible. Curiously, so is theirs. Coincidence? Probably not.
I've also noticed that my cats are terrified of me now. I'm not sure if it's related, but I have noticed that they are much more violent with me every night when it's time for their shower. I rated the unit at 4 stars because while it is a lifesaver on long flights, I feel it could use some functional improvements. I'm looking forward to model 03 which I have heard will have a "Push To Talk" feature. Blessings upon the name of Klorg.